"“I hate everyone so much right now it’s not even remotely humorous.”

King Sombra

Birthday Party Redux

Yes that's it. The Rightful King of the Crystal Empire got an owie and now he's stuck in a cave.

"King" Sombra to Bad Dude.

Soup with Sombra

"You call that acting? What is it with you and never trying to appear like the pony you're supposed to be? Celestia may be a troublesome bitch to you and me, but that doesn't mean she acts like one!"
King Sombra to Queen Chrysalis

Attack on Tartarus

Wow...had some real winners this time. I narrowed it down to three before choosing this gem. It's just too Sombra.

"He doesn't want to die, but he keeps on saying things that make me want to kill him. I don't get it. I just don't get it."
~King Sombra

Sew Far, Sew Good